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My Unicorn wars ships
7 May 2023 05:03 pmThese are my totally radical insane and crazy Unicorn Wars pairings. (All rarepairs, crosspost w Tumblr)
Padre x Azulin- comfort ship, Azulin probably wouldn't be such a bastard if El Padre were around more (yes this ship is slightly cursed due to the nature of their dynamic but GODANGIT PSYCHOLOGY and therapy!!!)
Coco x Gordi x Coco's wife- Gordi is kinda the romantic third wheel of the relationship and helps out with raising the kids. They protect each other
PomPom x the 3 generals-
Ok, this one I REALLY want to get into. I think the reason why PomPom joined the military was for his own gain, to sort of get to the point where he could live the same lavish lifestyle that his higher-ups have which is why he takes his job so seriously and is such a bootlicker. He wants to get promoted! (Plus when after he killed them for Azulin he looked pretty upset, safe to say that they were probably close).
With this headcanon in mind, the story of this ship is that he got into a relationship with them to get extra benefits, like extra money, a fancier uniform (his silly little hat), and nice food compared to all the soldiers. I'd like to think that this arrangement was a formal agreement as well, like an extra contract with the proposal from PomPom himself for this (otherwise it would be MUCH MORE problematic, Consent is key folks!).
Pompom x Fluffy is a lot like Daisy and Gatsby, after work they like to go to fancy restaurants, visit the theater, and stay at high-class hotels together.
Pompom x Otto is a lot more calm, they just like to spend time with each other, talk, and maybe go out and dance together.
Pompom x Hocios is PURELY shallow. Hocicos knows why Pompom is there and is not interested in getting closer to him. He just wants a stress reliever from military work. So physical stuff is VERY prominent in their relationship, whether that is cuddling, squeezing, or doing the late-night boinking.
Padre x Azulin- comfort ship, Azulin probably wouldn't be such a bastard if El Padre were around more (yes this ship is slightly cursed due to the nature of their dynamic but GODANGIT PSYCHOLOGY and therapy!!!)
Coco x Gordi x Coco's wife- Gordi is kinda the romantic third wheel of the relationship and helps out with raising the kids. They protect each other
PomPom x the 3 generals-
Ok, this one I REALLY want to get into. I think the reason why PomPom joined the military was for his own gain, to sort of get to the point where he could live the same lavish lifestyle that his higher-ups have which is why he takes his job so seriously and is such a bootlicker. He wants to get promoted! (Plus when after he killed them for Azulin he looked pretty upset, safe to say that they were probably close).
With this headcanon in mind, the story of this ship is that he got into a relationship with them to get extra benefits, like extra money, a fancier uniform (his silly little hat), and nice food compared to all the soldiers. I'd like to think that this arrangement was a formal agreement as well, like an extra contract with the proposal from PomPom himself for this (otherwise it would be MUCH MORE problematic, Consent is key folks!).
Pompom x Fluffy is a lot like Daisy and Gatsby, after work they like to go to fancy restaurants, visit the theater, and stay at high-class hotels together.
Pompom x Otto is a lot more calm, they just like to spend time with each other, talk, and maybe go out and dance together.
Pompom x Hocios is PURELY shallow. Hocicos knows why Pompom is there and is not interested in getting closer to him. He just wants a stress reliever from military work. So physical stuff is VERY prominent in their relationship, whether that is cuddling, squeezing, or doing the late-night boinking.
